good fortune

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this morning was unknowingly our 500th post on this blog, that’s roughly 100 posts a year. here are a few interesting (to us) facts about our blog from last year: we had 9200 views, from 56 countries. our busiest day last year we had 977 views. we posted 172 times last year. our most popular post was this one.
11848408864_246aa9182a_oin honor of the good fortune of having people read the blog for so long and following along with our journey, i thought i’d share the fortunes we provided in homemade fortune cookies during our 4th annual cocktail party last saturday. the theme of our party was good luck and we were lucky to have so many friends join us. in addition to the fortune cookies, we made this cake with a penny inside and had clay wishbones for folks to pull.

here are the fortunes:
It is already too late to find the pants you were looking for.
He who knows he has enough is rich.
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He who expects no gratitude shall never be disappointed.
A new pair of shoes will do you a world of good.
If you don’t know where you’re going, any road will take you there.
A thrilling time is in your future.
It takes courage to admit fault.
Cocktails don’t pour themselves. Time to go get another round for everyone.
Listen to everyone – ideas come from everywhere.
Don’t forget your towel.
Remember to share good fortune as well as bad with your friends.
Every exit is an entrance to new experiences.
You are almost there.
Hearty laughter is a good way to jog internally without having to go outdoors.
[insert fortune here]
Help! I’m being held prisoner in a Chinese bakery!
You have unusual equipment for success, use it properly.
Ignore previous fortunes.
The road to riches is paved with homework.
The rubber bands are pointing in the right direction.
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life.
The wine stain will come out.
Now is the time to make circles with mints, do not haste any longer.
Whatever it is you’ve been doing – keep doing it.
You have the greatest power living in you, so everything that is coming against you is not enough to take you down.
Turns out, you’re not gluten intolerant.
Don’t just spend time, invest it.
You are the best dancer in the room tonight – go for it.
Someone has googled you recently.
You can be trusted to keep a secret.
The fortune you seek is in another fortune cookie.
You will be hungry again in one hour.
Zach needs another drink.
You will die alone and poorly dressed.
Zelda isn’t going to tuck herself into bed: get going.
You will find great happiness in the snack cupboard.
If dogs won’t lick you, there may be a problem.
You will finish knitting those socks that are sitting at the bottom of your project basket.
Did you make sure the lights were out before you left?
You will read this and say, “I could come up with a better fortune than that!”
There is a cookie calling your name.
Your favorite cookies will go on sale in your supermarket next week.
There is a tincture in your future.
Those shoes? In public? Really?
Bob needs a hug.
Do not eat [whatever you just ate].