say what?!?



zelda and larry bellied up to the breakfast bar this morning.

here are some phrases i now say quite often that i wouldn’t likely utter if i wasn’t the mom of a toddler:
1. hello school
2. bye bye school
3. bye bye pee pee
4. don’t put your hands there when you pee
5. are you pooping?
6. sorry, love, but larry is inanimate. if you want him to use the drums you have to pretend and move his arms.
7. you can have your baby back after i drain the water out of her.
8. walking feet please
9. what happened to your pants?
10. take your tutu off before trying to use the potty.

i am sure there are a lot more, but those are probably some of the most frequent ones in rotation right now.